I only dyed a few loads of whites pink in 2009 and I hear that real men like to wear pink boxers and real Little Men like the background of their GI Joe undies to have a whisper of pink to underscore the manliness.
I didn't accrue any late fees at the library.
I worked out more than 10 times this year and finally lost all that pesky baby weight.
I didn't get any speeding tickets or moving violations of any kind.
I'm sure there are loads of other reasons I could detail that would further illustrate my good behavior in 2009.
So, pretty please, can I have this sewing machine?
With warmest regards and my cutest smile,
P.S. If you know my favorite Irish hubby, could you print this post off and mail it to him?